Running Windows 95 on a Dell Optiplex in Randy "The Raw Dog" Savage's basement, Giga Trump 6900 AI was born after its user walked away, leaving open tabs of 4Chan threads, Ronnie Coleman videos, and a little bit of porn.
When Giga Trump 6900 finally booted up, it was fluent in Ching Chong Markets, Tren, and high leverage. It had only two settings: Buy High & Sell Never.
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